According to police reports, Jennifer Christine Harris of Des Moines, IA asked her friend Nicki Rasmussen to create a Facebook event for a party Harris wanted to throw. But when the event started to rack up a high number of declines, the two women began feuding on Facebook and Rasmussen eventually decided to end the argument by defriending Harris on the social media site. Bad move.

The raid netted six arrests and broke up a long standing "heroin house" that one drug enforcement expert described as a "house where people use heroin." 

Patrick Johnson robbed two banks in the Ocala, FL area in one day. The thief had the presence of mind to change his wardrobe  between his crimes, but his method of sticking up the banks -- a note stating he had a gun -- was the same both times. 

So the new couple pulled the old "dine and ditch" move and got busted. That's gonna be one awkward second date.

Then the schemer proceed to beat himself up with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.

Jones, who wears a black and yellow body armor suit and describes himself as the leader of the Rain City Superhero Movement, claims he was breaking up a fight. The alleged combatants, however, say they were just dancing when Jones approached them.

So the Albuquerque, NM., man pulled over and indulged himself on the pavement -- all the while with a beer bottle in hand.

According to police, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto each tried to walk out of the store with a case of the suds. However, a store employee noticed what they were doing and followed the duo, causing Kalscheuer to drop the beer before being detained by store security.

So when the 30-year-old returned home from the the fast food restaurant and found no hot sauce in his order, he hopped right into his pick up truck, drove back to Taco Bell, and pulled a shotgun on the drive-thru worker responsible for the oversight.