It's that magical time of the year ... Comic Con! Nerds unite together in one place to get autographs, ogle booth babes and generally stink up the place. But it's not all fun and games -- it's a weekend of endless lines and waiting. To make sure you have the best time possible, follow our handy Comic Con Survival Guide.

Avoid eye contact with incredibly attractive cosplayers -- they are people, not objects. And they have plastic weapons.

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Cosplay

Fill a water gun with Febreeze. Use at your own discretion.

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Febreze

Pad your body with foam so you can freely barge through a crowd of Harry Potter fans.

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Foam Suit

Cosplay as an astronaut to shield yourself from both sun and stench.

Astronaut Suit
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Astronaut Suit

Bring a latex mask of J.J. Abrams’ face so you can go wherever you want.

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J.J. Abrams

Tell everyone you’re Bill (or Bil?) Wheaton -- Wil Wheaton’s younger brother.

Bil Wheaton
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Bil Wheaton

 Sprinkle your face with glitter and wait for hordes of barely legal 'Twilight' fangirls to swarm around you.

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Glitter

Use a forklift to haul every comic you own around. This will greatly increase your popularity as people will think you are a mobile dealer and attempt to purchase 'Deadpool' back issues from you.

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Forklift

Finally, visit our pals at ScreenCrush for all your Comic-con related needs!

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