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Basement B-Ball Kid Has Skills That Won’t Pay the Bills
Oh, the early '90s. Hammer Pants were fashionable, Nirvana was just preparing to stop hair metal as a genre in its tracks, and basketball was king. Michael Jordan was still in the game, and everybody wanted to be like Mike. Even, as this video proves, the dorky kids from the suburbs.
Whitney Houston Dies at 48
Whitney Houston, the only artist to ever have seven consecutive #1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100, died tonight, according to a statement from her representative. She was 48.
Get a Sense of Scale…Of the Universe
Ever wanted to get an exact sense of scale of everything? Like how big a giraffe is next to an elephant? Or maybe how big you are in relation to the Sun?
The Huang brothers, Cary and Michael, have put together a simple widget that does just that.
Norwegian News Mistakes Joke T-Shirt For Actual Eye Chart
The following news report is apparently about eye care for the elderly. But see if you can spot the ever-so-slight mistake they made when selecting images for their broadcast...
Fart Joke Sends Teen To Jail
Harold Wayne Hadley of Mississippi is your typical 19-year-old boy. He likes sports, action movies, and, of course, fart jokes. Although considering how much trouble a fart joke got him in, he may like those a lot less now.
‘Courage the Cowardly Dog’ Comes Running Back To TV
We last saw Courage, the dog with the worst misnomer since Fluffy the vicious Doberman who lives down our block, in 2002, when the series wrapped up with 52 episodes.
Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for all of us, Cartoon Network is bringing him out of retirement!
Meet the World’s Oldest Twins – 102 Years Old Apiece
Edith Ritchie and Evelyn Middleton, of Aberdeen, Scotland, both turned 102 on November 15th of last year. Normally that's a cause for celebration in of itself, but it's an especially big deal because it means the twins are now officially world record holders, according to Guinness.
Kristen Wiig Packs a Pistol on ‘Portlandia’
Sometimes, you just shouldn't push a Bridesmaid too far. Especially if there's a Siamese cat involved, as we see in this clip from IFC's "Portlandia" (warning: mild salty language ahead).
10 Great Holiday Moments With ‘The Simpsons’
America's First Dysfunctional Family has the biggest affection for Halloween, since it happens during sweeps. But it also has taken on the most wonderful time of the year more than once, so we thought we'd present a few fun 'Simpsons' GIFs and videos to celebrate the season. Or at least be honest about it. (WARNING: Animated holiday merriment below.)
10 Fantastically Festive Holiday Light Displays [VIDEOS]
Everybody loves holiday lights. You get to show off your house and celebrate the Season of Giving and love for your fellow man. Also, in some cases your past as an electrician and ability to burn energy compared to your neighbors. Here are 10 lighting displays that will make you wonder just how much time some people have...
10 Awesome Snowman Creations
It's the most wonderful time of the year, when snowflakes fall from the sky, collect on the ground... and then get turned into profound works of art. (Or video game characters.) Here are the ten most awesome snowmen we found on the internet....
20 Family Guy GIFs And How to Use Them [IMAGES]
Family Guy isn't just a hilarious show, it's one that allows us to better communicate without typing anything. Because, frankly, it's a lot easier to tell a friend how horrifying they're being with a cartoon vomiting than it is to send them a well-thought-out letter.
How do you explain to a close friend that the reason you haven't commented on their video is that it makes them look stupid? Or to your mother that the reason you don't want to friend her on Facebook is you don't want to talk to her all day? 'Family Guy' GIFs entertain us and help us communicate with each other, and for that we're thankful. Check our 20 hilarious 'Family Guy' GIFs and our suggestions for how to use them.
The 5 Most Awkward TV Sitcom Thanksgivings [VIDEOS]
We all think our families are the worst on Turkey Day. Drunken uncles, angry parents, annoyed children...why do we do this again? TV to the rescue, with five Thanksgivings that'll make even the worst look great.
10 Awesomely Creative Thanksgiving Centerpieces [PICTURES]
While you may assume that Thanksgiving is all about food, it's also a great time to show off your craft-y side. Creating fun centerpieces is a great way to put your own individual stamp on your Thanksgiving table. (Your mashed potatoes can't do all the work.)
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20 Animated ‘Simpsons’ GIFs for Halloween
Everybody loves the Simpsons, and every year, on Halloween, we get the 'Treehouse of Horror,' which usually showcases a wackier side of the writing staff (than usual). From filler Krusty dolls to 3D belching and Marge's batty hairdo, we found 20 awesome GIFs to make your Halloween. (Warning: fla...