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Fraggle Rock’s Doozers Get the Spotlight
The Doozers, the tiny lovable building...bugs, we think? Anyway, the little guys from "Fraggle Rock" are coming back with their very own TV series.
Wingsuited Skydivers Race to The Earth’s Surface
Most people do not see the appeal in dressing like a Day-Glo flying squirrel and jumping out of an airplane a few miles above the Earth. But after this video, they might.
Pulling a Gun On Your AC Repairman Is a Bad Idea
It's been hot these last few days, as befitting the summer. All Stan Nguyen wanted was an air conditioner that worked. So much so that when Sean Hickman couldn't satisfactorily repair his AC, he slapped leather.
Kid Does Perfect Imitation of Trololo Guy
Eduard Khil, also known as Mr. Trololo, may passed on, but he'll never leave our hearts. Or, apparently, our computer screens. Trololo will never die, not while kids like this are making parodies like this.
You Gotta Belieb in These Bieber Memes
Our sister site PopCrush loves Justin Bieber a lot. You know, like many of his fans. So much so that they've found the best Bieber memes to share.
Brave Bird Snuggles With Kittens
We should celebrate the Fourth by coming together, even with our enemies. This bird is way, way ahead of the curve on that score.
9-Year-Old Boy Steals Car with Toy Gun
We don't generally associate Sweden with carjacking. But Kortedala, a suburb of the city of Gotenberg, was nonetheless the site of one of the strangest car thefts we've ever read. It involves a toy gun, a nine-year-old and an electric car.
Internet Plans to Send Pitbull to Alaskan Wal-Mart
Pitbull is currently promoting a product called Energy Sheets. As part of his role as spokesman, he's promised that he'll go to the Wal-Mart with the most likes on Facebook.
That currently is a Wal-Mart in Kodiak, an island in Alaska, and one of the remotest civilized areas in the entire United States.
33% of Women Wouldn’t Date an Unemployed Man
If you've been looking for a job, here's more incentive. Website It's Just Lunch conducted a survey and found that a third of women wouldn't go out with an unemployed man.
Finally, Germans Have Covered ‘Call Me Maybe’
"Call Me Maybe" is one of those songs that will essentially not go away until the summer ends. So we might as well enjoy all the ridiculous versions of it out there. Like this one, performed by a German comedian!
Woman Beats Up Husband for Having Copies of The Onion
No, this is not an Onion headline. In fact, it's a lot stranger than anything the Onion could dream up,
Meet Vincent Van Goghmino
Vincent Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is one of the most famous paintings in human history. And one domino artist spent hours creating it in dominoes.
Bear Cub Rescued From a Garage By Mom
Bears are famously good parents. Which is a good thing, since baby bears are also apparently excellent climbers.
Watch a BMW Shatter a Glass Apple In This Viral Tribute
Everybody's seen that high-speed footage of a bullet shooting an apple. BMW decided to pay tribute to it, with one of their cars as the bullet.
Watch an Easter Island Statue Walk
Ever wonder how the stone heads on Easter Island got to Easter Island in the first place. Simple: they walked there.