Dan Seitz
Professional writer for Uproxx.com, GammaSquad.com, Guyspeak.com, Guyism.com, Zug.com, and innumerable other sites. He writes the Internet, basically.
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Pink Room Prank Turns Macho Room Into Teenage Girl’s
As the video text says... revenge is a dish best served pink. Fair warning, there are a few NSFW details and language in the video above... which just make it more funny.
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Bipedal Robot Is Stayin’ Alive
Nerds love this robot. The rest of us love setting this robot to some music.
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Super Mario Juggling Wins An Extra Life
Juggling is a difficult thing to do well, especially in groups. Working out a Mario themed juggling routine is that much harder. That's never stopped the Boston juggling troupe A Different Spin, though.
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Romney’s VP Pick Paul Ryan Used To Drive The Weinermobile
There is much you will hear about Paul Ryan over the next few days. The newly chosen nominee for Vice President will have every move he's ever made analyzed carefully. Most people won't care, let's be honest.
We, on the other hand, want to talk about how he used to drive a giant hot dog because we know that's something people will actually care about. There's nothing like a dignified politician respected by his party behind the wheel of a huge sausage.
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Woman Becomes Johnny Depp Through The Power of Makeup
Makeup is a useful tool for many people. But it's also an artistic one that can change your entire facial structure. Promise Tamang Phan, a makeup artist, takes it to a whole new level.
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Bowler Wants His Ashes to Roll Down the Lanes In Bowling Ball Urn
Tony Guarino is, or rather was, an avid bowler. Unfortunately he's no longer able to do so. But that's not going to stop him from expressing his love of the sport with an... odd custom urn.
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Clever Beagle Uses Misdirection
Beagles are noted for their intelligence. But apparently they, or at least this one, is a lot smarter than even beagle fans give them credit for.
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Crushing Cop Cars With a Tractor Is Not a Good Idea
Orleans County in Vermont is a fairly quiet place. It has less than 30,000 residents and is largely agricultural. It's not the kind of place where you generally expect somebody to hold an impromptu monster truck event in the police station parking lot.
Then again, Roger Pion was pretty angry.
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Exoskeleton Lets Little Girl Move Her Arms
Exoskeletons have the potential to change pretty much everything about health, granting more motion and mobility to everyone from seniors to children. But no story is more touching, or shows the potential of these tools, than the story of a two-year-old named Emma.
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See a Flaming Tennis Ball Hit in Slow Motion
If you're a tennis player, there's something you've probably always wanted to do. OK, you probably don't want to hit a flaming tennis ball with a racket soaked in gasoline. But that's only because you hadn't thought of it yet.