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This is the Craziest Tribute to ‘Starships’ You’ll Ever See [NSFW]
Are you a big Nicki Minaj fan? Like, a really big one? Think you're the biggest fan of her song 'Starships?' Too bad, because you'll never be a bigger fan than Crunk Coco. Here's his cover, complete with the song's salty, NSFW language. Although you probably won&apo…
Former ‘Star Wars’ Ewok In Trouble With the Law
Not everybody is a fan of the Ewoks, the adorable little teddy bears who routed an empire in 'Return of the Jedi.' But the Manchester, UK police aren't fans of Ewok actor Nicholas Read for another reason entirely: namely, his gross behavior on trains.
Man Breaks Record for Longest Drill Bit Up Nose
If you're squeamish, you definitely do not want to watch this. There is, however, no blood. Just...a man who does not fear injury doing something terrifying.
Rodney King Dead at 47
Rodney King, the man videotaped being beaten by LAPD officers in 1991, has died today. He was 47.
Ukrainian Soccer Fan Proves Bad Dancing Transcends All Boundaries
Most of America isn't watching the Euro 2012, because, let's face it, we've got other slow-paced sports to watch. But occasionally, you miss a gem if you don't watch, and we're not talking about some guy kicking a ball into a net.
Glass Harp Musician Plays Harry Potter Theme
You've heard the Harry Potter theme many times, performed many ways. But you've probably never heard a version quite like this one.
Cat Competes In the Fetch Olympics
This video is, we promise, more interesting that most of what'll happen in London.
This Woman Suffers Three Accidents in Two Minutes
And the worst part is? It's pretty much all her fault.
Utah State Students Add Slip-N-Slide to Sheer Cliff Jump
First of all, cliff diving is very dangerous and you should not do it. You especially should not do it with a Slip-n-Slide. So no matter how amazing this looks...don't try it at home.
Man Goes to Jail For His Baggy Jeans
People have been wearing their jeans below their butts for years now. But don't tell that to Ohio judge Mark Mihok, who will put you in jail if you wear them low and saggy in his courtroom. The judge's latest offender is visible in the video above: he's the one in the white shirt.
Man Turns Subway Into Concert Hall Listening to Rihanna
There are two things about this clip, shot on a British subway, that make it a must-watch; the guy in the background and the guy in the foreground.
Your Weekend Cute: The Den of Kittens
Beware the dangers of the den of kittens!
97-Year-Old Finally, Finally, Gets Her Diploma
Eighty years is a long time to wait, but for Ann Colagiovanni, the wait was worth it. This 97-year-old grandma's road to a diploma spans eight decades and is simultaneously incredibly sad and utterly heartwarming.
Get Nic Cage-ified With an Etsy Artist
Have you felt something missing from your life? A Nicolas Cage shaped hole in your heart? A yearning to be more like him? Well, you can, and you won't have to buy a tyrannosaurus skull to do it!
The Guinness Book of World Records Is Being Made Into a Movie
There are roughly 60,000 novels published every year. Romances, mysteries, science fiction, comedies...there's no shortage of fiction. But apparently that's not good enough for Hollywood.