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Tan Mom’s New Music Video Will Make Your Eyes Explode
Surely we all remember Patricia Krentcil, the tanned mess from New Jersey who made headlines for bringing her child into a tanning booth. Well, now she's made a music video, because that's the final arc of viral stardom in America.
We had all hoped that when Tan Mom was done shooting those unfortunate topless photos a while back, she'd soon be off the grid and our lives could continue on as normal, but unfortunately the internet gods want her in the spotlight at the moment. Her video -- titled 'It's Tan Mom' -- is filled with claims saying she's hotter than both Teen Mom and Octomom, but it looks as if she's succeeded in proving only the opposite.
So, thanks a lot, Jersey. Boy, we do miss the days when you were just known for Springsteen.
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