If only this were real! We sure wouldn't mind seeing it, even if it clocked in at three hours plus, like "Django."

During last night's 'Saturday Night Live' -- featuring guest host Christoph Waltz -- the crew introduced us to a new Quentin Tarantino film that stars perhaps the most famous guy on the planet: Jesus H. Christ. Turns out the H is silent; all these years we had no idea!

Mashed up with the likes of 'Inglorious Basterds' and 'Django Unchained,' the new revenge-ridden flick titled 'Djesus Uncrossed' portrays the son of God taking the lives of Romans with nothing but a sword, a cross on his back and a little help from Brad Pitt. Together they have one mission and one mission only -- killing Ro-Mans.

With Ving Rhames playing the part of Pontius Pilate and Samuel L. Jackson portraying Judas Iscariot, we can't wait to see what the church has to say about this film billed as "a less violent 'The Passion of the Christ'."

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