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It would be profoundly unethical of us to see this video and not present it to you, the general public, as a useful instruction guide to bringing adorable animals closer to your home. Of course, they may eventually maul you, but for now, awwwwwww!

Here's a tip for potential criminals out there. If you're going to steal a car, run over the owner, and drive off, it's a terrible idea to bring that car to the police to complain about somebody damaging it.

Foster The People are the band behind songs like "Pumped Up Kicks" and "Houdini." As a result, they have a lot of fans, including this seventeen-year-old one who rendered one of the band's videos entirely in Lego.

We're excited to round up these awesome memes from this week. In particular, there were two really great new memes that gained just popularity on Reddit -- 'Priority Peter' and 'Misunderstood Girlfriend.'

When Christopher Manacci saw Gerald Gronowski and his 15-year-old son on the side of a Auburn Township, Ohio road trying to fix a flat tire, he decided to help. He wound up saving their lives.

Generally, if you hear someone yell YOLO, something incredibly stupid is about to happen. Possibly funny, but also stupid. So YouTube user Satire decided to put together a brief video detailing the very different way grown-ups approach the idea of "You Only Live Once."

In hindsight, it was only a matter of time before something like this happened. Here is video footage of that super-chill cat from earlier this week, only now we know what it's thinking.

Here we have a nice little summary for you of all you need to know about this week's collection of animated GIFS. In case you missed the most recent episode of the ridiculous TLC show 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,' we have some great clips in GIF form. You can also read a recap here. Apparently Honey Boo Boo's mom makes a mean lemonade. We also have a GIF of Andy Murray's most unexpected fan -- Sean

When it comes to good customer service from Time Warner Cable, even the great Patrick Stewart, aka Captain Picard, can't make it so. Apparently after 36 hours of trying to set up an account with the infamous cable provider, Stewart (who recently moved to Brooklyn) was left with no recourse but to tweet to the world that he'd lost the will to live.

Yes, it was really cool to watch something land on Mars, but truthfully it looked kinda blurry. YouTuber suitzoot went through the landing footage frame by frame and did color correction, increased the frame rate and did a bunch of other stuff so that when you watch the landing now you realize how totally amazing it actually is to have a thing on Mars firing lasers all over the place...

How many times can we expect the discovery of moldy pizza to make headlines? We’re going to take a wild guess and say definitely zero times. However, when we saw this snapshot on Reddit, we were proven very, very wrong.

Classic! Jimmy Kimmel pulls the old switcheroo out on the street and tricks a bunch of people into saying how much they like his iPhone 4s so much more than their iPhone 4s by telling them it's an iPhone 5.

Captain the German shepherd gives new meaning to the phrase "man’s best friend." Soon after the dog’s owner, Miguel Guzman, passed away in 2006, Captain vanished from his home in central Argentina. The Guzman’s painstakingly searched for their German shepherd to no avail, so they assumed Captain had somehow died.

If GoPro cameras was in need of a new slogan, this video practically writes one for them: "GoPro Cameras, they can withstand being stolen by a seagull and flown across the San Francisco Bay."

Okay, so this is definitely not timeless, but it's not forgettable either. A San Francisco couple did a 'Gangnam Style' send up for their wedding video (which is apparently something people make now).