To mark the end of the long-running and immensely successful NBC sitcom '30 Rock,' (Blergh!) we give you the 10 best quotes from lovable, semi-tragic head writer, Liz Lemon.

  • 1

    “Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.”

  • 2

    “Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America?”

  • 3

    “Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he’s gonna kill you and then he’s gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.”

  • 4

    “I’m 37, please don’t make me go to Brooklyn.”

  • 5

    “Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.”

  • 6

    “Thanks, it’s my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.”

  • 7

    “I really don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury since I’m a hologram.”

  • 8

    “Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”

  • 9

    “My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.”

  • 10

    “You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.”

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