10 Funny Liz Lemon Quotes From ’30 Rock’
To mark the end of the long-running and immensely successful NBC sitcom '30 Rock,' (Blergh!) we give you the 10 best quotes from lovable, semi-tragic head writer, Liz Lemon.
- 1
“Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.”
- 2
“Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America?”
- 3
“Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he’s gonna kill you and then he’s gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.”
- 4
“I’m 37, please don’t make me go to Brooklyn.”
- 5
“Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.”
- 6
“Thanks, it’s my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.”
- 7
“I really don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury since I’m a hologram.”
- 8
“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”
- 9
“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.”
- 10
“You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.”
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