'30 Rock' hasn't even ended yet and we're already preparing to miss it desperately, so to take the edge off, we've put together a list of the best lines from the show.

  • 1

    "I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman."

    -- Tracy Jordan
  • 2

    "I can talk to animals! Well, not talk to them. I can take commands from them."

    -- Kenneth Parcell
  • 3

    "Without me you'd still be behind that lightboard in Chicago turning bags of Sour Patch Kids inside out to lick them clean."

    -- Jenna Maroney
  • 4

    "Keep in mind, we Hornbergers are notorious cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one—just in case."

    -- Pete Hornberger
  • 5

    "You look like that flash card they told me means sadness."

    -- Jenna Maroney
  • 6

    "I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs."

    -- Liz Lemon
  • 7

    "Female jealousy is an evolutionary fact, Lemon. If you try to breed it out of them, you wind up with a lesbian with hip dysplasia."

    -- Jack Donaghy
  • 8

    "When I first started working here, an eight-year-old Shirley Temple showed me how to roll a cigarette."

    -- Kenneth Parcell
  • 9

    "Last time I taught, I was like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society--by which I mean I got fired."

    -- Pete Hornberger
  • 10

    "'TGS with Tracy Jordan' without Tracy Jordan is an oxymoron, like 'liberal government' or 'female scientist.'"

    -- Jack Donaghy
  • 11

    "Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking."

    -- Jenna Maroney
  • 12

    "We produce more failed pilots than the French air force."

    -- Jack Donaghy
  • 13

    "All right, now that the popsicle's melted we've got ourselves a tongue depressor."

    -- Dr. Leo Spaceman
  • 14

    "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

    -- Jack Donaghy on why he's wearing a tux
  • 15

    "It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!"

    -- Kenneth Parcell
  • 16

    "Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s."

    -- Dr. Leo Spaceman
  • 17

    "Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes."

    -- Jenna Maroney
  • 18

    "I look forward to reading your obituary."

    -- Jenna Maroney
  • 19

    "Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold."

    -- Jack Donaghy
  • 20

    "You know how the media are. They wait for a mistake and that's all you are. It happened to Hitler. No one ever talks about his paintings."

    -- Jack Donaghy

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