Thanksgiving is here, and this year we're thankful for cats in jaunty Pilgrim hats, Ninja Turtle Macy's Parade floats and so-bad-they're-good Turkey Doritos. Take a break from gorging on turkey with some of our best Thanksgiving posts. Happy Turkey Day!

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    10 Wonderfully Nostalgic Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Moments [VIDEOS]

    For kids of all ages, the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade means one thing: awesome floats. And no time were they more awesome than during the '80s and '90s. Whether it's lavish spectacles that bring cherished childhood favorites (He-Man, Sonic the Hedgehog) to life or guest appearances from stars like The Backstreet Boys and ALF, parade floats from years past provide a nostalgic window to a simpler, more Dolph Lundgren-filled time. Check out ten clips of some of our favorite Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade moments of yore below. Read More.

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    10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Thanksgiving

    This Thanksgiving, millions of Americans will sit down at the table and gawk over all the goodies they are planning to cram in their gullet. The holiday might seem as familiar as singing 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' during the "Seventh Inning Stretch" or packing a finger in ice that was blown off by a firework on the Fourth of July. However, like all traditions based on history and passed down through the ages, its genesis and story has been morphed and changed to fit the times. Read More.

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    Fun Thanksgiving Greetings to Put on Your Friends' Facebook Pages

    The turkeys staff members here at TheFW are thankful for our fabulous readers and want to wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving! In the spirit of the season, we’d like to offer a cornucopia of Thanksgiving greetings for you to post and share with the butterballs loved ones in your life. Gobble Gobble! Read More.

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    10 Terrifying Turkey Attack Videos

    Let's face it: turkeys have it pretty rough. They let us feed and breed them, blissfully unaware of the inevitable culmination of our kindness: DELICIOUS MURDER. (Even worse? They can't fly away.) So is it any wonder that they occasionally turn on us? Read More.

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    8 Weird and Wacky Thanksgiving Items From Etsy

    This Thanksgiving, let's all give thanks to online crafts, clothes and curios store Etsy. For without them, we'd be deprived of the following 10 items of pure holiday kitsch. Read More.

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    10 Thanksgiving Pie Disasters

    Ah, pie. One of the great joys of Thanksgiving…that can so easily turn to abject terror if done wrong. From burnt crusts, to terrible fillings, pie is either really good, or really, really bad. Here's ten of the worst Thanksgiving pies we've ever seen. Read More.

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    10 Thanksgiving Cats to Be Thankful For

    We’re thankful for many things this Thanksgiving; loved ones, holiday traditions, the complete ‘Harry Potter’ series on Blu-ray…We’re also thankful for our furry feline friends and the heartwarming chuckles (read: countless hours of wasted work time) that their silly, adorable antics provide. (Right, Garfield?) With this in mind, we give you funny Thanksgiving cats! (You’re welcome.) Read More.
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    9 Towns with Tasty Thanksgiving Names

    For your Turkey-day amusement, here is a list of tastily-named US towns and cities that would make us hungry any day of the year. For the residents of these delicious-sounding destinations, Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday — it's a way of life. Read More.

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    10 Awesome Turkey Calling Videos

    Veteran turkey hunters of yesterday and today know that the best way to attract a hen or gobbler is to...wait for it...CALL it. (Insert obvious dating joke here.) There are a whopping 28 specific types of calls turkeys respond to. Those who can’t tell a "yelp" from a "cackle," can stop losing sleep! We've rounded up some hilarious video clips to educate your bird brains. Read More.

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    10 Turkey-Flavored Foods That Look Absolutely Disgusting

    White meat, dark meat… or Spam meat? Even the most devout Thanksgiving eaters might have a hard time swallowing these 10 turkey-flavored, truly unique and totally bizarre edibles below. Somebody please pass the (regular-flavored) Alka-Seltzer. Read More.