You'll Totally Identify With This Brutally Real Christmas CardThe young lady at the center of this card speaks for so many of us.Staff Writer
Cops Stop Car Hauling Insanely Ginormous Christmas Tree on RoofForget about not seeing the forest through the trees -- this driver couldn't see the road through them.Staff Writer
Ladder Christmas Tree Some Serious Low-Budget DIY Holiday SpiritIf you want to celebrate Christmas without breaking the bank, you'd be wise to pay attention to this.Drew Weisholtz
Hidden Valley Is Selling a Keg of Ranch DressingYour holiday eating is about to get so much better.Drew Weisholtz
Ugly Christmas Rompers Are Ho, Ho, HorrendousLooking for the perfect gift for the man in your life? This may (or may not) be it.Drew Weisholtz
Tiffany Is Selling a $9,000 Ball of YarnThis seems like a totally wise way to spend your money.Drew Weisholtz
The Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaCan't we just let a pizza be a pizza?Drew Weisholtz
Taco Bell's Kit Kat Chocoladilla Is Melted Chocolatey YumminessNot since peanut butter met jelly have two foods been so meant for each other. We think.Drew Weisholtz
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckOkay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?Drew Weisholtz
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Turn Any Guy Into a Chubby PapaIntroducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.Drew Weisholtz
Hideous Sold-Out $695 'Double Jeans' Are Twice the TerribleSometimes, more is just not better.Drew Weisholtz
Jolt Cola Is Coming Back — But You Can Only Find It in One StoreHere's some news that will definitely energize you.Drew Weisholtz
Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.Staff Writer
Wait -- Halloween Candy Is Already on Sale?It's never too early to scare up some treats. Or is it?Drew Weisholtz