What would it be like if Cee Lo Green and Matthew McConaughey got freaky on the beach together (and by "freaky" we mean drinking wheat grass and masculine smoothies, of course)? To answer this question, 'Saturday Night Live' had to give Cee Lo his own talk show and dress Channing Tatum up as the laid-back sex symbol.

The obvious answer is that they'd want to share their freakiness with the world. That's why they brought in the suave Colonel Nasty to help anybody suffering from non-freaky feelings. Hey, if a man who calls himself a pimp clothes-wearing koala can do it, why can't everyone else?

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