Everyone is obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence right now. Which is fair, because she's pretty amazing. We're betting your secret fantasy that you guys wind up BFFLs probably won't be coming true anytime soon. Here's why.

1. You can't make a face like this.

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2. When you say you're starving, it's annoying. When she does it, it's a GIF.

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3. You don't give funny interviews.

4. When you trip, people are laughing at you, not with you.

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5. When you make a weird face, babies cry. When she does it, she wins Oscars.

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6. She would drink you under the table.

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7. And if you ate as much as she does, you'd look like one of the Klumps.

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8. She hates pants. You're a never-nude.

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9. Chances are you don't want to compete with this on the beach.

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10. You aren't famous. The end.

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