Spider-Man’s Breakdancing and Webslinging Makes Poland Uncomfortable
It's generally thought that Spider-Man roams the street of Manhattan, saving innocent red heads from imminent danger. New evidence suggests, however, that the superhero may have relocated to the capital city of Poland. And why not? We hear Warsaw is beautiful this time of year, especially for webslingers.
Warsaw Spider-Man doesn't have an axe to grind like, say, his Toronto counterpart, but he's no slouch when it comes to acrobatics either as he awkwardly rides an escalator, sort of crawls upside down on a subway car and clings for dear life from a support structure.
Of course, Warsaw Spider-Man breakdances too, and when push comes to shove, he doesn't have a problem harassing cops or shooting his web at a traffic cam. Funny, we never would have pegged the Webhead as having a flair for anarchy.