Sure, the food at Thanksgiving is great. But in our opinion, the real star of this holiday is the terrifying artwork brought home from elementary school art class.

Unlike actual turkeys, you probably won't so eat them as throw up in your mouth a little bit. Plus it's almost as disturbing as how drunk your aunt is going to get right before she humiliates a random family member. All of which is to say... HILARIOUS! Enjoy!

Ummmm... this one is a turkey AND a drum, and has one random foot.

turkey drum
SmmartIdeas
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 This is not how turkey bodies work.

Mr Hanky
SheKnows
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This kid watches a lot of NBC.

Rainbow Turkey
SpyTraining101
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Paper chains representin'!

Turkey Wreath
MonkeyinAroundTimesTwo
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This is like a Jerry Garcia turkey.

Psychedelic Turkey
Mommyapolis
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If we saw this in the wild, we would scream.

Decrepit Outdoor Turkey
TtheGoldenGleam
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They said this was a turkey. We'll take their word for it.

sad turkey
MessforLess
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Jazz Hands!!!

Jazz Hands
lhj
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One of these is fine. The other is terrifying.

turkey dichotomy
image3d
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Remember those markers?!

colorful turkey
Hyperallergenic
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This turkey knows what's up.

Basketball Turkey
HobbiesonaBudget
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This one's missing something... can't quite put our leg on it.

legless turkey
FamilyEducation
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Guess they ran out of brown construction paper.

turkey puppet
EceMadeEasy
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YES! Macaroni art + paper plate + hand turkey = ULTIMATE THANKSGIVING.

Macaroni Turkey
FamilyEducation
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Because his family is full of jerks.

turkey monkey
ApplesLoveOrangesPDX
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