If Disney Movies Were Honest, They’d Look Like This

Perhaps those Disney filmmakers are a bit more subversive than we thought.

Come to think of it, 101 Dalmatians is, like, way way way too many Dalmatians for any two people to have. It's downright irresponsible. Can you imagine the mess on the streets? If your neighbor had 101 of anything, that's cause for concern, much less 101 poop machines who'll only get bigger and bigger and create more and more poop.

Spay and neuter your pets, people.