10 Funny ‘Bridesmaids’ Quotes
Few comedies these days are as quotable as 'Bridesmaids.' The Kristen Wiig comedy took movie theaters by storm, inspiring fans to quote its many one-liners in meme and GIF form on the Web.
The many online tributes to 'Bridesmaids' makes it clear that the film -- like 'Zoolander' and 'Anchorman' -- is here to stay. Grab a homemade cupcake and check out some of our favorite quotes from 'Bridesmaids.'
- 1
"I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial."
-- Helen's stepson - 2
"You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!"
-- Becca - 3
"Before you make those kinds of demands you should put a note on your door that says, 'Do not come into my room and read my diary and wear my clothes.'"
-- Gil - 4
"I wouldn't want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you."
-- Ted - 5
"Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards."
-- Rhodes - 6
"If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people."
-- Rhodes - 7
"It's a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday."
-- Annie - 8
"Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?"
-- Lillian - 9
Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
- 10
"We would like to invite you to no longer live with us."
-- Brynn
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