There was only one who could save us all from the heavy oppression of terrible romance literature. His name is Link, and he has cast 'Fifty Shades of Grey' out of its number one spot on Amazon.

To some it's not much of a victory. Others, though, are glad to know that there are still some people out there who would rather not read softcore smut on the train. In just one day of pre-sales, 'Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia,' a comprehensive guide to the 'Zelda' video games, managed to knock 'Fifty Shades of Grey' down to the second place spot on the bestsellers list.

It was a combination of power, courage and wisdom that led to this moment. Also a really sweet sale -- pre-ordering now comes with a 40% discount, so that probably helped as well.

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