Jesus

We're used to Jesus showing up in a cornflake, or a water stain. Maybe a piece of toast. Not so much a dog's butthole. But there he is, assuming he was real and looked the way he's been painted by a bunch of European artists. Right in a dog's backside...

We can't help but love local news programs. They never fail at bringing us some of the craziest people this country has to offer. For example, Fred Truluck, who believes to have seen a profile of Jesus Christ on a piece of a Corona beer box -- shaped like a fish, of course. But fear not, folks: Jimmy Kimmel came to our rescue.

Add a sock to the long list of odd places that the face of Jesus (or some kind of face) has appeared. Luckily for the son of God, it was a clean sock. In fact, Sarah Crane of Orpington England only noticed the famous face after she had left her recently laundered foot warmer out to dry overnight.

By now everyone knows that Tim Tebow developed a habit of kneeling and praying at each football game, right? Well, in case you all were wondering if this ritual has any effect on the game, someone very special to the football star showed up on 'Saturday Night Live' to clear the air. Yup, Jesus-impersonating Jason Sudeikis himself!

For the past several years, pole dancing classes have been springing up around the country, with attendees saying the activity is a pretty good way to stay in shape. Now even the pious are embracing the trend, which they've rebranded "Pole Dancing for Jesus."