21 Examples of Starbucks Employees Completely Massacring Someone’s Name

If there's one thing we love about Starbucks, it's that they always give us a place to go to the bathroom. Aside from that, it's also always a good time when they mix up a customer's name. When a Hong Kong Starbucks employee thought a woman named Virginia was actually named Vagina, we laughed.

We figured why not keep the laughs coming and found some more Starbucks name fails. We also included what the original name is supposed to be, since it's not always entirely clear. You're welcome.

Simon

Ian

Thomas

Patrick

Audrey

Annie

Chad

Brian

Caleb

Zack

Ryan

Dan

Phil

Joni

Lauren

Elliot

Will

Virginia

Melissa

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