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21 Examples of Starbucks Employees Completely Massacring Someone’s Name
If there's one thing we love about Starbucks, it's that they always give us a place to go to the bathroom. Aside from that, it's also always a good time when they mix up a customer's name. When a Hong Kong Starbucks employee thought a woman named Virginia was actually named Vagina, we laughed.
We figured why not keep the laughs coming and found some more Starbucks name fails. We also included what the original name is supposed to be, since it's not always entirely clear. You're welcome.
Simon
Simon
Ian
Ian
Thomas
Thomas
Patrick
Patrick
Audrey
Audrey
Annie
Annie
Chad
Chad
Brian
Brian
Caleb
Caleb
Zack
Zack
Ryan
Ryan
Dan
Dan
Phil
Phil
Joni
Joni
Lauren
Lauren
Elliot
Elliott
Will
Will
Virginia
Virginia
Melissa
Melissa
???
MILF
??????
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