We're sure Apple fanboys will have something to say about this. In a head-to-head contest between Siri and Google Voice Search, it looks like Siri is the loser.

But at least she's friendly while she's taking her precious time answering your questions. Truthfully, though, both are still faster than asking another person, thankfully. We are one step closer to never having to speak to another person ever again.

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