Sesame Street Wisely Trying to Stop ‘Sexy Big Bird’ Costume
Thanks to Mitt Romney and a bunch of merry meme makers, Big Bird is hot. Thanks to the novelty costume makers at Yandy.com, Big Bird is sexy. Ick.
Yes, perhaps the strangest Halloween costume this year is Sexy Big Bird. This is how Yandy describes the abomination on their website:
The three-piece, sexy Big Bird Sesame Street costume includes a dress textured dress with pink, sheer waist sash, faux flower detail at shoulder, multi ruffle skirt, pink and red striped, stirrup knee highs with bow tops and Big Bird character headband. Learning the ABC's has never been this sexy."
In order to protect a nation's worth of childhood memories, the Sesame Street Workshop has sent a cease and desist letter, demanding the costume be removed from the website.
However, as of today, it remains.
What do you think of Sexy Big Bird? We don't much care for it, but if you could somehow pair it with Skanky Snuffleupagus we may just reconsider.