Have you ever taken home store-bought pizza like DiGiorno and had a revelation that maybe, just maybe what you're eating is not actual pizza? Of course you have. Everyone has, which is why we can all relate to 'Saturday Night Live's' "Almost" Pizza commercial.

So what is actually in "Almost" Pizza? From the looks of it, probably the same stuff that's in that 'Harry Potter' Monster Book of Monsters. Instead of feeling a sense of the utmost shock when the slice shatters on the floor like glass only to rebuild itself and crawl around growling, we're more like, "Yeah, that's totally happened to us."

And yet, we can't help but go back for more. It's the same reasoning behind fast food. Despite all that "pink slime," we still have those midnight cravings for Big Macs.