See How Santa Is Prepping For the Apocalypse
Sorry kids. It appears as if your presents are on back order this year because Santa Claus isn't coming to town in 2012. He's too busy prepping for the upcoming (and supposed) apocalypse, according to last night's episode of 'Conan.'
In addition, he's also checking his list -- twice. Nope, not that list. We mean his bucket list, things such as: go back and watch 'Breaking Bad' from the beginning, or crash a Lamborghini through the front window of a Bed, Bath & Beyond, or even taste dolphin. And for some bizarre reason should the world not end, it seems St. Nick is just fine with being labeled as the guy who ruined Christmas.
Thanks, Santa! Merry Christmas to all! (We hope.)