Ron Swanson Offers Bacon Shortage Advice
"When it comes to bacon, be prepared." Words of wisdom from manly man Ron Swanson on how to deal with the impending global bacon shortage. His advice is to get a lot of it and hide it wherever you can. If that doesn't work he also recommends hoarding. Whatever you do, just do something.
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