Worst Criminal Ever Pocket Dials Police During Drug Deal

In what might be either the worst case of luck or timing we've ever seen, Justin Kryzanowski of Scranton, Pennsylvania accidentally butt-dialed the police mid-transaction with his drug dealer.

Police were then able to trace the call back to Kryzanowski's apartment where they discovered a mess of prescription drugs, brass knuckles, syringes and a host of other accoutrements.

The 24-year-old later confessed to police that the rendezvous was with his friend and was to purchase Suboxone, a drug used to treat opoid addiction. Police charged Kryzanowski with possession of a controlled substance, banned offensive weapons, and drug paraphernalia. We'd like to add criminal stupidity to that list.