Polly want a...bath?

Ladies and gentlemen of the internet-enjoying world, we'd like you to meet Miss Iris, a parrot so dainty and genteel she cleans in the sink.

So much for a bird bath, right?

She sure is smart -- and hygenic! -- what with the know-how when it comes to turning on the sink and gauging how much water she needs. Someone needs to tell sweet Miss Iris, though, to be a little more careful when it comes to water conservation. She sure likes it when the H2O comes out full blast. Her owner's got a monthly bill to pay, so maybe she can be a little more considerate.