![Missions That Probably Won’t Be in Grand Theft Auto 5](http://townsquare.media/site/550/files/2013/07/GTA-5.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Missions That Probably Won’t Be in Grand Theft Auto 5
We're excited for Grand Theft Auto 5, which comes out on Sept. 17, 2013. It's going to be Rockstar's biggest open world game ever, which is saying something, because Rockstar really goes all-in on this front. But, let's be realistic -- you won't be able to do everything in this game. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. After all, you don't want to take time out from gameplay to buy toilet paper. Here are a few Missions That Probably Won't Be in Grand Theft Auto 5.
Spend quality time with the kids
Babies
Get a chiropractic adjustment
Chiropractor
Mow the lawn on your sweet John Deere
Lawn Mow
Stumble upon LMFAO on Venice Beach
LMFAO
Get snuggly with Kumiko, your Japanese body pillow
Love Pillow
Make a pizza from scratch
Pizza
Slap all your troubles away with a Slap Chop
Slap Chop
Go to a tail gate party before the big game
Tailgate
Pay your unpaid parking tickets
Traffic Violation
-- Concepts by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel
-- Photoshops by Christine Gritmon
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