10 Funny ’40-Year-Old Virgin’ Quotes
Despite the fact that it's pretty much just a movie about a guy trying to get laid, 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' is an awfully endearing movie. And, like all Judd Apatow films, it is incredibly quotable. Here are just a few of our favorite lines from the movie.
- 1
"I'm very discreet, but I will haunt your dreams."
-- Paula, propositioning Andy - 2
"I respect women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"
-- Andy - 3
Nicky: "You have really kind eyes." Andy: "Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins."
- 4
"Yowwww! Kelly Clarkson!"
-- Andy, getting his belly waxed - 5
"If I hear 'Yah Mo B There' one more time, I'm going to 'Yah Mo' burn this place to the ground."
-- David on his aversion to the music of Michael McDonald - 6
"How many pots have you smoken?"
-- Andy - 7
"I hope you have a big trunk. Because I'm putting my bike in it."
-- Andy's pickup line - 8
"Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?"
-- Mooj to Jay - 9
"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like a bag of...sand."
-- Andy - 10
David: "You know how I know you're gay?" Cal: "How?" David: "You like Coldplay."