9 Embarrassing Photos of Your 90s Crushes

Compared to his pleated jeans and mesh shirts, this is actually a pretty good look for him.

"If I had to say one thing I love about Joey Lawrence, it's probably his affinity for shiny vests." -- Something somebody may have actually said.

In hindsight, Jordan Catalano was kind of a huge jerk who also looked like a lady high school gym teacher.

The '90s were historically a bad time for hair.

Further proof of that last point. Our parents must have been laughing sooo hard at us.

The crazy was there all along! Why didn't we see it?

Look closely. This is actually two different, yet equally terrible dudes.

He thought he was so cool, but his pockets must've looked ridiculous with that giant phone stuffed inside them.

Seriously, though. If you had a crush on these guys you actually should be very, very ashamed.