If Ding Jinhao Left His Graffiti Tag Around the World

Oh, Ding Jinhao -- the teenager smart enough to figure out a way to vandalize an 3,500-year-old Egyptian artifact, but too stupid to not write his name on it. Yes, the 15-year-old Chinese teenager sulilied a relic at the Luxor temple while on family vacation.

We're considering ourselves lucky the Jinhaos haven't done more traveling. Imagine what Ding would have done. Or rather, don't imagine -- we did that for you. Here is the world Ding Jinhao wants us to live in.