You don’t need to bring your appetite to finish this sandwich. You need to bring your appetite and the appetite of everyone else on your block.
Some moms go above and beyond the call of duty. Other moms try to get 19-year-old girls to prostitute themselves so that their socially awkward son won't be a virgin when he goes to Harvard in the fall. If you want to believe an ad on Craigslist, that is.
When we think of doughnuts, flavors such as sugar, jelly or custard come to mind. If we were to be particularly adventurous, we might venture into the realm of sprinkles or maybe even coconut. The Holy Donut in Portland, Maine, however, has trampled over expectations in their latest item which will be on the menu from this weekend - the lobster doughnut.
Here's more evidence for the ever-growing argument that you shouldn't let tiny children play with smartphones. You might wind up with something worse than mashed potatoes in your headphone jack. You could wind up with a used car from eBay.
If the pants hadn't already sealed the deal, we can officially confirm it: Justin Bieber is the WORST. Here he is peeing in a mop bucket at a nightclub on his way out because he couldn't be bothered to make a brief restroom detour.
A sopping wet Colin Firth might be attractive to some, but an ENORMOUS, fiberglass sopping wet Colin Firth is attractive to nobody. In fact, some people are calling the giant statue of Firth as Mr. Darcy from 'Pride and Prejudice' "unsettling" and "kind of creepy."