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It seems like Matt Damon has turned down almost as many roles as he's taken. Not really, but there are a lot of opportunities (and a couple disasters) that Damon has shied away from over the years.

With their new movie 'Planes,' Disney has made the first Pixar spin-off, but without all the thoughtful storytelling and breathtaking animation that usually bogs down Pixar films. Boasting to be "from above the world of 'Cars'" (so, the sky basically?), 'Planes' proves that you can make anything cute by sticking giant eyes and a mouth on it.

It's been announced that Jenny McCarthy will replace Elisabeth Hasselbeck on 'The View' this fall. Uproar immediately ensued, probably because Jenny McCarthy advocates (scientifically disproved) medical opinions that actually kill children. Or maybe it's because of 'Singled Out.' It's hard to say.

Another day, another regrettable Justin Bieber tattoo. Most recently, Bieber got his mom's eye tattooed on the inside of his elbow. You know, so that she'll always be watching. ALWAYS. Gross.

After dislocating her shoulder while filming the music video for her new single, '#Beautiful,' Mariah Carey was left with her arm in a sling. But a diva like Mimi isn't going to walk around with her arm dangling in a canvas sack. Oh, no.

Toaster? May as well call it Bread Burner That Smells Up Your Kitchen, amirite??? Lurking in the corners of your kitchen cabinets, hidden in the dark recesses of your closet, if you own these items, you are LIVING IN A HOUSE OF LIES. Here's how they should be marketed.

Sad to say, we live in a world where people would rather see a movie starring Tom Cruise than Tom Mapother IV. Or Michael Caine than Maurice Micklewhite. We know -- we don't understand it either.

'Pacific Rim' really hit on something. Who doesn't want to see a movie that is essentially monsters vs. robots? Who?? Show us that person, they are lying. The concept is so brilliant we want to see more robots fighting monsters. If movie execs can't come up with any new ideas (which wouldn't be too surprising), here are a few suggestions.

We couldn't help noticing the similarity between Miley Cyrus' hairdo in the 'We Can't Stop' video and Willow "Melodic Chaotic" Smith's new 'do in her clip for 'Summer Fling.'

We're excited for Grand Theft Auto 5, which comes out on Sept. 17, 2013. It's going to be Rockstar's biggest open world game ever, which is saying something, because Rockstar really goes all-in on this front. But, let's be realistic -- you won't be able to do everything in this game. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. After all, you don't want to take time out from gameplay to buy toilet pap

Amanda Bynes is awfully upset by how ugly so many people are. She will gladly tell the world (or at least her Twitter folllowers) how ugly somebody who upset her is.

This photo from Beyonce's Mrs. Carter Show World Tour is so incredibly amazing. Look at that fan. Ridiculous. A face so amazing deserves some attention, so we decided to imagine what other things could cause such a reaction. The results are pretty great.

It's summer again - time to relax on the beach with a good book (or a trashy one, let's be honest). But how are you to know what really lies beneath the cover of that paperback you picked up from the table at the front of the airport bookstore? Well, we're here to give you the straight truth about what these best-selling books should REALLY be called.

Are you enjoying your summer? Do you know what would probably make you enjoy it a little more? Some pictures of manatees wearing sunglasses. Why? Just look at them -- we think it's pretty obvious. They're the ultimate chilled-out summer animals.

Mixing blockbusters with more quirky fare, Johnny Depp has had quite the unique career. While audiences love his offbeat characters in movies like 'Alice in Wonderland' and the upcoming 'The Lone Ranger,' there was a time when he wasn't exactly box office gold.