If Everyday Items Were Honest

Toaster? May as well call it Bread Burner That Smells Up Your Kitchen, amirite??? Lurking in the corners of your kitchen cabinets, hidden in the dark recesses of your closet, if you own these items, you are LIVING IN A HOUSE OF LIES. Here's how they should be marketed.

Corkscrew

Italian Espresso Machine

Portable Radio

Printer

iPod

Cheese Grater

Whiteboard

Vending Machine

-- Written by Nick Nadel and Kristy Puchko

-- Photoshops by Kristy Puchko