Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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14 Dogs Celebrating the Majesty of Autumn
Put on your finest cardigan and start chugging pumpkin spice-flavored things like it's a seasonal drink that won't be around all year -- autumn is coming, and these dogs are excited about it.
These 25 GIFs Will Make You a Cat Person
Cats have a bad rap. They're notoriously grumpy, cold-hearted jerks who would rather be standoffish than snuggle. Unless you're a cat person, in which case you know the truth. Despite the horrible scratches from random claw attacks, cats are the sweetest greatest pets. Here are 25 GIFs that prove it.
Student Tricks Class Into Thinking He’s the Professor, Crushes Their Dreams
Let this classroom prank be a lesson to all professors about the merits of punctuality.
10 Sad ‘Futurama’ GIFs in Honor of the Series Finale
Well, 'Futurama' is over. The final episode aired last night. We...don't feel great about it. But why use words to describe our feelings, when we could use moving pictures. No, not videos -- GIFs! These sad GIFs from 'Futurama' sum up our feelings on the end of the beloved animated series best.
Epic Movie Trailer Narrator Pranks Hapless Pedestrians
This prank shows what it would be like if your life had a professional narrator, like in a cheesy movie trailer. Turns out it wouldn't be very much fun, actually.
Here’s Jason Alexander Teaching Larry David How to Play George Costanza
This is a little tricky to wrap your brain around -- Jason Alexander teaching Larry David how to play George Costanza. It's the actor who played George Costanza on 'Seinfeld' teaching the creator of Costanza how to play Costanza while filming the 'Seinfeld' reunion on an episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' even though Costanza is his alter-ego.
Norwegian Group Ylvis Has Written the Song of the Summer (And Probably the Fall)
Norwegian comedy group Ylvis has written the song of the summer... about foxes. "But summer's already over," you might be thinking. WELL IT'S STILL A FEW MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE EQUINOX SO BACK OFF. We think there's still time to sneak this one in, and then we can all just forget about 'Blurred Lines' and think about the sounds animals make instead.
Alyssa Milano’s ‘Sex Tape’ Isn’t Quite What You Expect
Never thought we'd say this, but you should really watch the Alyssa Milano sex tape that leaked recently.
20 Forgotten Toys From the ’90s
Remember Madballs and Popples? If you, like us, managed to successfully block out most of your childhood, the answer is a resounding "no"!
Proof that Bill Nye Is Going to Win ‘Dancing With the Stars’
Yup, Bill Nye the Science Guy is going to be on season 17 of 'Dancing With the Stars.' We think he's going to win. Not just because we're looking for some sort of 'Revenge of the Nerds'-type fantasy to play out (well, mostly that), but also because Nye has got some moves. Don't believe us? Fine, we're used to that. Check out these GIFs.
Here’s Simon Pegg Pranking the Entire Cast of ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’
Well, this video of Simon Pegg pranking everyone in 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' pretty much proves he is our favorite actor ever.
‘Unimpressed Dog’ Is the Internet’s New Favorite Meme
Somebody uploaded this picture of their cousin's dog to Reddit, and a new meme was born.
Does This ’90s Satanist Look Just Like Taylor Swift?
Well, bless my buttons! Doesn't Taylor Swift look just like the daughter of the founder of the Church of Satan, Zeena Schreck (nèe LaVey)? The internet sure seems to think so, if the photo going around of Zeena on a talk show during the '90s is any indication.
30 GIFs to Celebrate Beyonce’s Birthday
Happy 32nd birthday, Beyonce! While our private plans to celebrate include listening to 'Halo' over and over again and crying in the bathtub, we thought publicly we should amass a butt-ton of GIFs to celebrate the glory of Bey.
A College Survival Guide for Incoming Freshmen
Labor Day has come and gone, which means it's time for school to start. We thought we'd impart a few choice bits of wisdom for incoming college freshman so they can look back on their first semester without cringing in humiliation years down the road.