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Cheesecake Factory’s Pasta Dish Is So Gross You’ll Get Fat Just Thinking About It
If you’re going to eat at the Cheesecake Factory, you’d better make sure your belt has an extra hole or three.
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Youth Soccer League to Fight Flu By Outlawing High-Fives
Everyone knows you can’t use your hands in soccer, but that’s causing quite a stir in New York City.
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Subway’s 12-Inch Sandwich May Be the Next Great Hoax
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California Man Pays Huge $14,000 Tax Bill with Coins
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Drunken Thief Was Too Bombed to Rob Little Caesars
Like so many of us have done, Ryan Hopkins made a bad decision while drunk. Unlike the rest of us, he decided to rob a Little Caesars. But the stick-up didn't go quite the way he had (probably not) planned.
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Developer Outsourced Work to China So He Could Surf the Web All Day
When it comes to dodging work, we tip our hats to an unidentified developer who outsourced his programming duties to a Chinese company while he surfed the internet all day. Brilliant! But imagine if he devoted as much energy to his actual job. Someday, he might've gone somewhere.
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OKCupid’s Blind Date App Is Pretty Creepy
While Tumblr's 'NiceGuysofOKCupid' is now sadly defunct, the online dating site OKCupid has gotten even creepier with the release of their new blind date app. This can't possibly end well.
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Teacher With Fear of Children Fighting Forced Retirement
Language teacher Maria C. Waltherr-Willard suffers from pedophobia, which means she is afraid of young children. When the 61-year-old is in the presence of the little tykes she experiences symptoms which include anxiety, chest pains and vomiting.
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YouTube Prankster Hauled to Jail for Giving Wedgies
Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up.
Way up.
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‘No Pants Subway Ride’ Strikes Again In the Big Apple
Sunday, January 13th, marked the 12th annual "No Pants Subway Ride," aka the day when people drop trou on the subway because...because no pants, that's why. Improv Everywhere, the pranksters behind this long-running event, organized a gathering of 4,000 participants in Brooklyn that quickly spread into Manhattan transit. In addition to major metropolitan areas like Boston and San Francisco, similar pants-less events took place all around the world in places like Mexico City and China.