Chris Chaberski

As the teen said moments later after getting out of his car, "That's what I get for playing this dumb-*** game."

Watch a world-class sports car put together piece by tantalizing piece.

You still use an actual grill to grill your meats? That's cute.

Legolas has nothing on Lars Andersen.

"Horseplay" now has a whole new meaning for these kids.

Local news stations: perhaps the country's greatest source of unintentional comedy.

Okay, so DOG PETS MAN isn't quite as eye-catching as MAN BITES DOG, but still, isn't that just adorable?

"You've already got two!"

Interspecies cooperation can be a beautiful thing.

Wait, whales are real?

This poor guy just wants a few more minutes, then he'll get up. Just a few more minutes. HE PROMISES.

If we ever get on 'Jeopardy!' but don't know the final answer, we hope we have the guts (and charm) to go out like Ari here.

Every open-mic performer in the country would love an audience like this dog.

Stampedes have been known to destroy enormous swaths of land across the plains. Not this kind of stampede, though. This stampede is a baby-goat stampede, and all it destroys is sadness.

Ever wondered if you could speak dog? This guy can.