Man Rents Crane to Propose. That Was a HUGE Mistake.
We know have tangible evidence that popping the question on a Jumbotron at a sporting event is the second dumbest way to propose.
A man in the Netherlands rented a crane to help him pop the question, but the crane somehow wound up slicing into a neighbor's roof. Another pair of cranes were dispatched to help the first one, but, guess what? A cable snapped, causing the first crane to wedge even more into the roof.
The good news? The woman said yes. She ought to reconsider, though. Being betrothed to a man who so spectacularly fails, despite having grandiose plans makes her this generation's Alice Kramden.
To the moon she goes.