Patrick Bateman
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Do You Think This Junior High Student’s Outfit Is ‘Inappropriate’?
We all know Utah's home to some extremely conservative and buttoned up religious zealots. Remember the girl at BYU who received a note from a male student chastising her for dressing immorally? Well, now comes a story about a parent who was called to his daughter's junior high school in Tooele, Utah for his daughter's "inappropriate clothing."
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Listen to a Hilarious ‘Clean’ Version of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
E. L. James' trilogy "Fifty Shades of Grey" continues to create buzz almost a full year after its release. A couple weeks ago, it was banned by a library in Florida, causing soccer moms to kick up their crazy level. Then, innocent cutesy Disney Star Selena Gomez spoofed it with, 'Fifty Shades of Blue.'
Now, the erotic S&M-laden novel series gets a thorough scrubbing by radio show 'Kid Kraddick in the Morning'. Since the original text was too raunchy for air, KiddNation replaced all the suggestive language with acceptable alternatives.
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Donald Driver Performs Awesome Victory Dance After Winning ‘Dancing with the Stars’
Packers wide-out and Super Bowl Champion Donald Driver has another trophy to add to his resume as he and Peta "Heavens to" Murgatroyd won the final battle on 'Dancing With the Stars' last night. "The man with the hands" showed he also had some nifty feet throughout the season but it was his celebration dance that had everyone talking today.
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Ron Swanson Is Now a Blonde Cyborg
While most of us internet geeks focused on the live stream of the 16th annual Webby Awards, the oldest electronic media prizes were handed out at the 71st annual Peabody Awards. A number of A-list stars showed face, but thanks to this tweet by HuffPo TV critic Mo Ryan, it was Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson, who stole the show.
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Chris Parnell Fights the Scourge of ‘Cat Boredom’
Fresh off his SNL Digital Short swan song, "Lazy Sunday 2", SNL alum and '30 Rock' doctor, Chris Parnell is hoping to combat cat boredom, or "CB", in this hilarious spot for Friskies.
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You Won’t Believe How High This Russell Terrier Jumps
Could you imagine if dogs were smarter than us? We'd be in a heap of trouble. Better yet, could you imagine having the physical skills of upper echelon dogs?
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Worst Parents Ever Put Kid in a Washing Machine
There are entire websites dedicated to parenting fails and while most appear to be harmless, some make you question just how long the victimized kid will live in such a dangerous environment. Take this video of a couple parents who put their kid in a washing machine at the laundromat as a way to teach him a lesson. Seems like a funny prank at first, but then the auto lock system kicks in and everyone starts to freak out. (Note: this video may be too intense for some viewers.)
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Students With the Same Last Name Offer Perfect Yearbook Quote
Most high school seniors struggle with choosing a quote for their picture in the yearbook. After all, it's like a tattoo in its permanence and painfulness to remove. Some kids opt for the philosophical, others inspirational, while the most regretful select something so dated, it causes violent flashbacks when read. Then, there are the comical quotes.
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Larry King Dancing to Dubstep Is the Weirdest Thing You’ll See All Day
When media maven Larry King announced he'd be retiring in 2010, many thought he'd ride off into the sunset and live out his "golden years" out of the spotlight. But, old coot keeps popping up here and there to remind people that he's still got it. This time, it's in a video for Funny or Die in which he dances to dubstep.
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See Lady Gaga’s Shocking Outfits From ‘The Simpsons’ Finale
May's a month when seasons finales abound and that means your favorite shows pull out all the stops to send you into summer on a bittersweet note. 'SNL' gave us Mick Jagger, Foo Fighters, Arcade Fire and Kristen Wiig's farewell. 'Community' gave us Chang's demise and 8-bit versions of the cast, while 'Family Guy' delivered the Chicken Fight to end all Chicken Fights. 'The Simpsons' decided to put all their chips on the "mother monster," Lady Gaga.