Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
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Duke Student Gives the Greatest Answer to a Question in ‘Jeopardy!’ History
'Jeopardy!' host Alex Trebek has been known as the guy who gives the smart answers on his show, but recently, he got a brilliant one from one of his contestants.
Ahhhh! Gaunt Photo of Macaulay Culkin Freaks Out Internet
The former star of the first two 'Home Alone' films has changed his look and it'll make you scream. Check it out below.
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Zombies
The zombies that we know and presumably love/fear may have infiltrated popular culture through books like H.P. Lovecraft's 'Herbert West: Re-Animator', films such as George Romero's 'Night of the Living Dead' and TV shows like this AMC's The Walking Dead (which returns Sunday, February 12th), but their existence isn't just limited to the page or the screen. Turns out, they walk among us. They have always walked among us. In fact, they are one of us
Kristen Bell’s Sloth Breakdown Gets the Inevitable ‘Auto-Tune the News’ Treatment
Kristen Bell's crying fit over meeting a sloth on her birthday was hilarious. The 'Auto-Tune the News' guys found a way to make it hilarious-er.
Trouble Picking the Right Condom? Try the Mitt Romney Brand
Mitt Romney's numbers have been slumping a bit, but a new prophylactic featuring Romney's likeness can help give anyone a, uh, rise in the poll. We're very, very sorry about that joke.
Man Dressed as ‘Futurama’ Character Proposes to Girlfriend in Binary Code
In this adorkable video, a groom-to-be proposes to his girlfriend by donning a homemade mask depicting Bender, the hard drinking robot from Matt Groening's 'Futurama.' As if that wasn't geeky enough, the creative techie poured his binary heart out in front of his computer in a series of zeroes and ones.
Lightsaber Assaulter Gets Jail Time and a Much Needed Mental Evaluation
A man from Portland, Oregon who went on a tear in a toy store with a lightsaber has been sentenced. And it's not to be slowly digested in the stomach pit of a Sarlacc for the next thousand years.
World’s Dumbest Security Camera Thief Caught on Security Camera
Police are looking for a man in Bakersfield who was caught stealing a security camera by the very same security camera. 2012's dumb criminals have a lot to live up to after this guy.
Zombies Sue Tennessee Valley Authority for the Right to Be Heard
When zombies were forbidden from appearing at the Tennessee Valley Authority's regular meetings, they took them to court. Who knew the undead had lawyers on retainer?
OK Go Offers a Sneak Peek of Their Super Bowl Music Video
If you're hoping for maximum exposure, you can't get a much bigger audience than the Super Bowl. Chevrolet and OK Go both have a reason to hope the audience will be a big one.
The Most Controversial Super Bowl Ads of All Time
Super Bowl ads tend to have more longevity than traditional commercials thanks to their large budgets, creative freedom and overall goal to keep you glued to the TV between quarters. Some, however, aren't remembered for the joy they brought but rather for the public outcry they produced.
The ‘Breading Cats’ Meme Is Still a Thing Apparently [PHOTOS]
Look out planking. Move aside Tebowing. Make some space on the shelf LOLcats. There's a new cat-tastic meme in town. Or is there?
10 Most Cringeworthy Team Songs in Sports History
Athletes carry an aura of invincibility that seems to make their fans think that just because they can jump high, run like lightning or throw a ball the length of a small subdivision, that means they can do just about anything. This leads to the music industry automatically assuming that they can also sing.
No, Sarah Palin’s Documentary Did Not Get an Oscar Nod
The Oscar nominations announced earlier today had some heads turning at the 'Documentary Feature' category as a couple of high profile blogs thought that 'The Undefeated,' the critically-panned Sarah Palin documentary, picked up a nod. Turns out, it was all a big coincidence.
Man Sues Rupert Murdoch For Defaming Him Through ‘Donnie Darko’ and ‘The X-Files’
Rupert Murdoch has been spending most of his time in court these days with the settlements over his newspapers' email and phone hacking scandal, but now he may be back over allegations that are even more bizarre.