Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
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Newly Discovered Species of Hawk Turns Out to Be Spray-Painted Bird [VIDEO]
Some birdwatchers in New Zealand found a strange colored species of hawk that wasn't in any of the guidebooks. That's because it wasn't made by Mother Nature-- it was colored by Krylon.
Man Visits ATM, Finds $9.8 Billion In His Bank Account
Recently, Parijat Saha of Balurghat, India visited an ATM and found that someone had parked a few extra bucks in his bank account-- $9.8 billion to be exact.
Man Hit With $44 Million Hospital Bill After Bout of Pneumonia
Alexis Rodriguez had quite a shock when he opened his hospital bill, and it almost gave him another reason to visit the hospital. After being treated for pneumonia, his bill for outpatient services to the Bronx-Lebanon Hospital totaled exactly $44, 776,587.
Want to Know How Words with Friends Helped Save a Man’s Life? [VIDEO]
The popular iPhone game Words with Friends can do just about anything: make people smarter, bring people together, even make Alec Baldwin seem even kookier than he already is. Now, it's literally saving lives.
Guess What the Newest Celeb Beauty Craze Is – Fotoshop by Adobé [VIDEO]
The newest beauty miracle doesn't come in a spray bottle, an aerosol can or a jar of some mysterious substance that costs a house payment and a half. It comes in a software box and it's called Fotoshop, ladies (not Photoshop).
The 10 Least Successful Spin-Offs In TV History [VIDEOS]
News that a planned spinoff of Fox's 'Glee' is dead might have some of its more ardent fans disappointed that they won't be able to fill more minutes of their life with 'Glee' related programming, but they shouldn't be fretting. In fact, they should be celebrating. They should be thanking the gods of television programming that a possible spinoff has tarnished the legacy of the show they would give their very lives to protect.
5 Things You Didn’t Know About Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Giving a day of commemoration to one of the world's most instrumental civil rights leaders whose peaceful words and deeds contributed to a whole new understanding of equality and brotherhood seems like a no-brainer. Martin Luther King Day's history, however, was fraught with controversy and took years just to get on the federal government's official calendars.
President Obama Sings Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ Through the Magic of Editing [VIDEO]
Pop music and politics are far from strange bedfellows, from country musician Kinky Friedman's famous unsuccessful run for Texas Governor to Herman Cain's incessant quoting of the theme from 'Pokemon 2000: The Movie'. This crossover, between Lady Gaga and Pres. Barack Obama, however, will be stuck in our heads for quite some time.
Remember John Parr’s ‘St. Elmo’s Fire’? Get Ready for ‘Tim Tebow’s Fire’ [VIDEO]
Move along 'Super Bowl Shuffle.' Stand aside 'We Are the 49ers'. The NFL officially has its newest and most annoying team song. Except this one is just for the Denver Broncos-- it's dedicated to one player. Yes, Tim Tebow has his own theme song, courtesy of '80s relic John Parr of 'St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)' fame.
Suspicious (And Delicious) Cupcake Prompts TSA Confiscation
The Transportation Safety Administration showed their support for airport security in Massachusetts who detained a tasty-looking cupcake. Homeland security -- protecting you from terrorists and calories.
Presidential Candidate ‘Vermin Supreme’ Promises a Pony For Every American [VIDEO]
Say what you will about the political competency of Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum or even Michelle Bachmann, but none of those candidates promised the entire nation a free pony while wearing half of a hip wader on their heads. And that's why Vermin Supreme, the self-proclaimed "friendly fascist" who looks like Gandalf from 'Lord of the Rings' after a bender, has our vote in the 2012 preside
Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White Really Wants a Part on ‘Breaking Bad’
The man who made the high-pitched nerd Urkel a household name on 'Family Matters' says he really wants to play a character on the hit AMC drama 'Breaking Bad'.
‘Twilight’ Musical Will Soon Give Us Singing Vampires [VIDEO]
The 'Twilight' series has infected another facet of popular culture: the live stage musical.
RuPaul Wants to Make Sure You Don’t Confuse Him/Her With Ron Paul [VIDEO]
Drag queen RuPaul is marching across New Hampshire (presumably in a pair of stylish yet comfortable matching pumps) to make sure the voters in the latest Republican Presidential primary know that he/she is not Ron Paul.
What’s the Next Evolution of the Hamster Wheel? Hamster Submarine! [VIDEO]
Hamsters have it made. They spend their entire lives running around their own private palace and eating all they can. If that weren't enough, now science has given them their own homemade submarine.