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Here’s the First Trailer From The Next Bond Movie, “Skyfall”
Nothing can keep a good spy down. Not even after fifty years of movies or the financial troubles of the studio paying for them
Kitten Sleeping In Food Has a Hard Life
It's tough being a kitten. You're small. You're constantly hungry. Humans keep picking you up and saying words you can't understand because you're a cat. And clearly, it's exhausting.
Short Film Offers A Kinda Creepy View Of The Future
Google shook up the gadget world by introducing Google Glass, a "wearable computing" tool. But their view of it and how it might be used is... different from what other people think it might be. Enter two filmmakers with a short film about the creepy side of always being connecte…
Yelp Reviews Get The Dramatic Reading They Deserve
This is Chris Kipiniak. You might recognize Chris from his work on "The Good Wife", "Law & Order", and "Delocated". But after this dramatic reading of a Yelp review, you'll never forget him.
Spider-Dad Gives Son Greatest Birthday Ever
Daniel Gracia is the most awesome dad ever. Or at least a dad willing to do pretty much anything for his son on his birthday. Oliver thinks he's getting an awesome present by being given his very own Spidey suit... but that's just the start.
Man Attacks Neighbor With Toilet Lid
We're going to take a wild shot in the dark here and assume Ronald Hetzel of Las Vegas was not having a good day when police first appeared on the scene after getting reports of objects being thrown inside Hetzel's house. He was sitting on the curb screaming with no shirt on. And then it…
Man Proposes With ‘You Don’t Know Jack’
'You Don't Know Jack' has been a popular game series since it debuted in the mid-'90s. Currently, it's ruining worker productivity on Facebook. But the game with the sarcastic announcer and brutal difficulty curve has a soft center as this video demonstrates.
Roller-Coaster Rider Gets a Face Full of Bird
Roller coasters are a lot of fun but like anything else, they have health risks. You can injure your head, neck, or back, and even cause ear damage. You can also apparently hit in the face by a bird.
Brave Brits Drink the World’s Hottest Vodka
The heat of a pepper is measured in Scoville units. Your typical habanero, one of the hotter peppers currently widely available, runs 100,000 Scoville units. Also 100,000 Scoville units? Naga Chili Vodka. And these total suckers brave souls actually tried it.
Creepy Puppet Teaches the Letter M
We all had to learn our ABCs at some point, and educational television has worked hard to make picking up language easy to do. Sometimes, though, they miss cute and go straight for creepy.
Ron Perlman Dresses as Hellboy For Make-A-Wish
Ron Perlman recently helped out the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Zachary told Make-A-Wish he wanted to meet his hero...and Perlman obliged.
Smoking Orangutan Being Sent to Ape Rehab
Tori, an orangutan at an Indonesian zoo, has developed a smoking habit. Now it's up to her keepers to break it for her health and safety.
Panda Cubs Discover Their Slide
There's nothing more adorable than a panda cub. Except four panda cubs. On a slide.
Man Covers Skrillex A Capella
Dubstep is incredibly complicated techno music with sounds that could never be replicated by the human voice. Unless that human is Mike Tompkins, apparently.
New “Angry Birds” Will Focus On… The Pigs?
To this point, the Angry Birds franchise has focused on flinging enraged avians at greedy swine. But how do the pigs feel about getting battered and bruised. If rumors are true, we'll find out very, very soon.