Another entry in Bluewater’s FAME series profiles Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. At least 50 has a bit of a story, right? He’s lived through some stuff, and has a tale to tell? Yet, somehow, this book kicks off with a Ninja Turtle and Mr. Potato Head saying how much they hate 50 Cent until he offers the stirring rebuttal that they hate him because he can take off his jacket and show off his muscles on the second page. It only gets weirder from there.

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