'Up at the Crack'

We're not really morning people, so the idea of waking up to a dude poking us in the face with his axe sticking out of his jeans will definitely get us up and at 'em no matter what time of day.

The band's name and title does make us wonder if they're saying they rock you all night long 'til the break of dawn or if they're just early risers. Either way, it has a very Tenacious D feel to it.

Given the fact some women are averse to the thought of touching or looking at a guy's privates, maybe surgically replacing it with a guitar neck might just be the answer.


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