"Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?" That is the beginning of every subway commuter's least favorite train experience. (Okay, maybe not *least* favorite -- last week a guy pulled down his pants and rubbed his naked butt on the seat right there in front of everyone. Sidenote: wear pants on the train.) This time there's a twist though: rather than begging, this guy is bragging.

It takes a while for the passengers to figure out what he's up to, but once they do, they really warm up to the guy, whose delivery is impeccable.  Brilliant work, College Humor -- we suddenly feel the desire to quench our thirst with a tasty Vitamin Water (who sponsored the prank). Job well done.