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It's not even the slightest bit of a secret that we love a good practical joke. We even kind of like the bad ones. Basically, as long as nobody winds up in a hospital, we're on board. So it should come as no surprise that we are BIG fans of the TruTV show 'Impractical Jokers.'

Many a classic novel has not been read thanks to that show. Because we would obviously be reading 'Jude the Obscure' if we weren't watching a dude try to kiss a stranger's abs in the park. Here are our favorite moments from the awesome TruTV reality show. 

 

Grill Master

 
 
 
True story: it's hibachi for dinner tonight. We hope hope HOPE the guy creates a treacherous volcano, burns his hand and gives us food that's "cooked" enough.

Signs of the Times

 
 
 
Let's just admit we all know what it's like to have a restraining order against us because of some Macedonian "slut." Yeah, us neither. Man, this is awkward.

Dancing Fools

 
 
 
Which do you think is better -- the Double Dutch or the Martian Hula Hoop? Secretly, this prank is on us, because we've been doing those moves for years.

Kiss Your Abs?

 
 
 
This is proof that these guys are blessed with impossible luck. The fact that nobody gets pepper sprayed is basically a miracle.

Shake On It

 
 
 
This sort of restores our faith in humanity, while simultaneously making us terrified that strangers are going to try to touch us in public.

Murr Tries to Kiss Strangers

 
 
 
Aaaaand our fear that strangers are going to try to touch us is doubly reinforced. Thanks, guys!

Slinging Burgers

 
 
 
Suddenly the actual service at White Castle seems great. Not that we eat at White Castle. What? Hey, look, a bird!

Nap Time

 
 
 
All of our worst nightmares are being realized before our very eyes.

Ampubear

 
 
 
Awww, we kind of want an ampubear. No pesky arms getting in the way.

Terrible Idea

 
 
 
Unlike this stuff, which is basically garbage.

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