Surely you've seen this ad from Dove, in which a forensic sketch artist draws women as they describe themselves, then as other women describe them, then everybody starts crying? If not, it's here for the watching, just to give you some context before we settle in to what this is really all about -- making fun of that ad.

Obviously you can't be this earnest while shilling soap and expect to get away with it. Not in this day and age. So here are our picks for the best parodies of the Dove Beauty Sketches ad. Some of them are NSFW due to language and/or depictions of human anatomy.

Unabomber Version

The Male Version

#Balls (NSFW)

Men Version

Asian Men Version (NSFW)

Bad Artist

You're As Beautiful As We Think You Are

Latina Women Version

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