Goats

Stampedes have been known to destroy enormous swaths of land across the plains. Not this kind of stampede, though. This stampede is a baby-goat stampede, and all it destroys is sadness.

This baby goat loves its yoga ball. Like, **loves.**

Goats are weird and adorable and hilarious in any situation. It's sort of perplexing, because the animals are also pretty talented in unusual ways, like fainting and screaming. Honestly, what?!

It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.

It's official -- goats yelling like humans has gone beyond just a viral video meme. Here is Los Angeles comedy troupe Olde Payphone yelling like goats yelling like humans.

Recently we stumbled across an interesting phenomenon in the world of GIFs - fainting goats! At first it seemed like just an amusing group of goats that were afraid of an umbrella, but then we found more goats who suffered from fainting spells. It turns out that a myotonic goat is a domestic goat whose muscles freeze for about 10 seconds when they get scared. Thankfully, these fainting spells are

YouTuber FollowtheFoot has an interesting idea for all of us. Take the classic "Wilhelm Scream" sound effect, and replace it with a screaming goat. Even if you think that's a totally dumb idea, you still get to hear some screaming goats if you watch this video, which is ALWAYS HILARIOUS.

Now that we think of it, why wouldn't you add footage of screaming goats to as many songs as you possibly could? Needless to say, this new internet trend makes much more sense to us than Harlem Shake videos or teenagers throwing gallons of milk into the air...

Here it is, folks -- your daily distraction from whatever horrid employment you might find yourself in. Luckily, if you're caught watching this you won't be there much longer. Hooray! You can thank us later as you pack up your cubicle.

Things got a little crazy at Lamar Fleming Middle School in Houston, Texas Tuesday morning when what has been described as a "mean old goat' wandered onto campus.

Baby goats are just as inquisitive as any other baby animal. But like most babies, they have to learn about physics the hard way.

Things were looking pretty grim at the petting zoo after a baby goat got its foot stuck underwater. As an onlooker filmed, the young animal struggled to keep its head above water. But, suddenly, something comes into the corner of the screen. It's a pig, and it's swimming toward the trapped goat.

If you're out there in a very rough working environment, looking for work along with millions of other people, you might be heartened to hear about the successes of others, even if you feel a little bit jealous as well. But how would it sit with you if a bunch of goats found gainful employment before you did?

Last week, a man wearing a goat suit was spotted among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of Northern Utah.

Pygmy goats are, as we've firmly established, absolutely adorable. But there are, against all odds, ways to make them more adorable. Like in this video, where they frolic to '80s hits.