Cookie Monster got arrested yesterday for shoving a toddler. Obviously it was a man dressed up as Cookie Monster, and it happened in Times Square, where basically nothing good will ever happen, but still, come on Cookie Monster!
It's anti-bullying week at 'Sesame Street' and everyone's favorite Muppets are speaking to the importance of treating everyone with kindness and respect.
To commemorate the occasion, rock legend Elvis Costello stopped by the Street to share the story of the time a mean old monster came along and kept him from counting to 10.
To combat the bullying of redheads that has become prevalent of late, famous redhead Conan O'Brien got even more famous redhead Elmo to cut a PSA defending his own kind. Check it out below and help stop the ginger hate.
The next time you've had a hard day, sit back and relax to the dulcet tones of Elmo and a Justin Bieber-lookalike as they wax poetic about jumbo shrimp and elephants in a song called 'Measure, Yeah, Measure.' Which may or may not be based on the Biebs' hit 'Never Say Never.'